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‘As a filmmaker, Herschell Gordon Lewis was a businessman above all else, and his 12-year movie career was spent either chasing or creating trends. But the one trend that he is directly responsible for — the splatter film, where Grand Guignol theater is translated to the screen for the sole purpose of allowing the viewer to ogle the dripping viscera of the human body — has endured, inspiring an entire new genre of film and breaking down the barriers of what is allowable in onscreen violence. All of Lewis’ artistic choices were made for strictly mercenary reasons, and retaining a competitive edge over Hollywood was prime consideration. In simply showing more onscreen than other filmmakers would dare, Lewis inadvertently created a monster that still stomps messily among us and influenced American culture (popular and otherwise) forever.

‘His film career began one day when he was complaining to an associate at his ad agency that the only way to make real money in the business was to shoot features. When the man asked why he just didn’t make one, Lewis realized he didn’t have an answer, and the seeds for The Prime Time were sown. Lewis produced but did not direct this inaugural project, a mildly sleazy melange of juvenile delinquency and beatnik jive, and his experiences with the film encouraged him to take the reins of further productions. He was dismayed by what he considered to be unnecessary wasting of time and resources while the picture was made, and he was determined to trim every financial corner in hopes of larger profits. He debuted as a director with Living Venus, notable primarily for introducing Harvey Korman in his first feature film role.

‘Around this time he went into partnership with David F. Friedman, an ex-carny and road show man who had the background and instincts to help exploit Lewis’ films to their utmost potential. They wasted no time in jumping into the nudie film business, producing low-budget product for display at striptease clubs. The Adventures of Lucky Pierre cost only 7,500 dollars to make and was a hit, a silly burlesque-style rip-off of Russ Meyer’s The Immoral Mr. Teas. The pair then turned to nudist colony films, one of the few ways that filmmakers could legitimately show skin in those stringent times. Their films were successful enough, but both Lewis and Friedman were hungry for something that could separate them from the rest of the pack. While watching a gangster film one night on television, Lewis noticed that a character’s bullet-riddled body barely bled, and a brainstorming session with Friedman led to a whole new genre of film.

‘While blood had been shown onscreen before in other non-Hollywood productions, no one had devised a film that would focus directly on the carnage, with scene after scene of graphic, stomach-churning mayhem as the sole point of the show. The gimmick was something that might give the filmmakers an edge over their competition. After wrapping up their nudist colony epic Bell, Bare and Beautiful, the two were inspired by the Egyptian facade of the hotel they were staying at and developed a script on the spot about a sinister caterer who collects body parts for use at a feast designed to raise an ancient Egyptian goddess from the dead. Blood Feast was completed in two days and was a hit in 1963, filling drive-ins and outraging decent citizens. Lewis and Friedman had found their cash cow and were determined to milk it.

‘They would continue down the exploitation path with 2000 Maniacs, Color Me Blood Red, Alley Tramp, Monster a Go-Go!, Sin, Suffer and Repent, and Moonshine Mountain, and even tried his hand at two children’s films: Jimmy, the Boy Wonder and The Magic Land of Mother Goose. Lewis explored a number of exploitation subjects in the latter half of the 1960s, usually following proven trends in an effort to strike while the iron was hot. She-Devils on Wheels arrived early in the popular surge of motorcycle action dramas, while Blast Off Girls was a belated attempt to exploit rock & roll. Suburban Roulette was an uncharacteristically tame story of wife swapping, and Something Weird’s plot included LSD use along with witchcraft and extra sensory perception.

‘While Lewis may have been playing the field, he hadn’t given up on the gore genre completely. The bizarre horror comedy The Gruesome Twosome arrived in 1967, as did his lengthy vampire epic A Taste of Blood. But his final two horror features helped cement his legacy as the creator of gore films with an enthusiastic exclamation point. 1970’s The Wizard of Gore is a surrealistic, confounding tale of a mysterious magician who uses sleight of hand and mind control to physically tear his victims limb from limb. Even more grotesque, though, was The Gore Gore Girls (1972), a jaw-droppingly tasteless nudie-horror-comedy that found Lewis outdoing every outrage he had ever perpetrated on the audience. While the effects remained as cheap as ever, the audacious brutality and mutilations (set against corny humor and an inappropriately jolly musical score) earned The Gore Gore Girls the first X rating given solely for violence.

‘The film turned out to be the voluntary end of Lewis’ movie career. He had kept his advertising agency throughout his filmmaking years and it was flourishing, as was his expertise with copywriting. Finding it harder to outdo his fellow exploiteers as well as the more liberal Hollywood features of the time, he gave up the grind and went on to a very successful career in direct mail marketing and copywriting; indeed, the instructional tomes he’s produced on the subjects are considered essential reading for many professionals. Lewis ended up losing the rights to his films after putting them up as collateral for a car rental business venture that failed. He didn’t mourn, thinking that they weren’t worth much, but when home video exploded in the 1980s, Blood Feast found a whole new bloodthirsty audience, and as the years have progressed, Lewis’ films are more popular than ever. After years of musing over returning to the slasher genre he created, Lewis finally began production for Blood Feast 2 in 2001.

‘Herschell Gordon Lewis has never regarded himself as a great filmmaker, and it isn’t false modesty on his part that prevents him from making such a claim. His interest in a motion picture career was predicated solely on making money, something that he has always cheerfully admitted. Whether or not he succeeded to the extent that he desired is only for him to decide, but one thing is for certain, his work opened up avenues for a legion of hucksters and con artists to make millions off the cruel desires and tasteless urges of audiences.’ — Fred Beldin

 

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Further

Herschell Gordon Lewis Official Site
HGL @ IMDb
‘The Cinema of Herschell Gordon Lewis’
‘Why the Godfather of Gore came to Calgary to make his latest film
Download HGL’s films @ Something Weird
Review: ‘The Eye Popping Sounds of Herschel Gordon Lewis’
‘Herschell Gordon Lewis Returns with Anthology “BloodMania”‘
‘Splatter auteur Herschell Gordon Lewis: “I’m no artist”‘
‘Herschell Gordon Lewis and the Corpse Reviver Shot’
‘Scum of the Earth – 7 Herschell Gordon Lewis Films’
‘Herschell Gordon Lewis: The Godfather of Gore’ @ Slant
‘Well, life is full of surprises. For all of us.’
‘Herschell Gordon Lewis may not be one of the two greatest filmmakers of all time’
‘Gore Pioneer Herschell Gordon Lewis Gets His Due’
‘Dream – Herschell Gordon Lewis’ @ Arte
‘Herschell Gordon Lewis: Exploitation with a goblet of gore’
‘Master Of More Than Gore’
‘Bad Biology and Herschell Gordon Lewis’

 

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Extras


Herschell Gordon Lewis Interview


THE LOST FILMS OF HERSCHELL GORDON LEWIS: LINDA & ABILENE (1969)


Trailer: ‘Herschell Gordon Lewis: The Godfather of Gore’


Herschell Gordon Lewis’s Holiday Marketing Tip

 

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Interview
from Bright Lights Film Journal

 

Your background in academics was quite different from that of your partner David Friedman. Was this difference an advantage in that it allowed for two widely differing viewpoints, as far as how to market or sell a film?
The disparity of backgrounds was a heavy asset. I brought a sophisticated knowledge of advertising and communications; Dave Friedman brought a carnival barker knowledge of how to motivate people. The combination worked, and we learned from each other.

Did you ever think when you were making the now classic Blood Feast and Two Thousand Maniacs that future filmmakers, not only those in the exploitation market, would cite your films as being influential?
I hadn’t anticipated being a footnote to motion picture history. I did realize we were producing a film of a type no one had produced before. The question was: Would any theatre play it?

Was there a particular film or even a particular scene in one of your films that really outraged the public and incurred the wrath of decency groups?
The infamous tongue scene in Blood Feast was the watershed gore scene.

Did it surprise you or does it surprise you when certain films, novels, or artworks come under fire from decency groups for containing what they consider to be extreme violence?
Decency groups don’t bother me as long as they proselytize their own followers. When they try strong-arm tactics in the mainstream, I’m very much opposed.

What did you think of the gore films of the mid-1970s and 1980s that came after Blood Feast and Two Thousand Maniacs?
Most of the follow-up films were formulaic. I don’t sense a great deal of difference among the various Halloweens and Amityvilles and Screams, although certainly their effects far transcend any I was able to include.

Was the dialogue in your films improvised or was there always a complete script that you adhered to?
After Blood Feast the films were scripted. This was self-protection to assure minimal film wastage.

When looking back to your films, are you ever surprised that you were ale to get so much from relatively small budgets?
I’m not at all surprised that I could get so much from a small budget. My rules were absolute: 1. Don’t shoot a rehearsal. 2. Make do. 3. Don’t quit for the day until you’ve shot every scheduled scene.

Did the small budgets inspire you to become more creative in the setting up of scenes, camerawork, special effects, etc.?
Yes, small budgets were the driver, forcing us to substitute imagination for dollar expenditure.

Does it surprise you when serious, or if you want to use the word “highbrow,” film journals such as Cahiers du Cinema discuss or profile your career and your films?
I once was nonplussed that serious publications took my work seriously. I no longer am, because I see the profound effect our early films had on film production.

Do you see filmmaking as an artform, as something to be taken seriously?
I see filmmaking as a business and pity anyone who regards it as an artform and spends money based on that immature philosophy.

Do you think that all works of art must contain exploitation elements?
Art is in the eye of the beholder. It isn’t necessary for all art to include exploitation materials, but certainly it’s necessary to include devices that seize and control attention from the target-group the artist is trying to reach.

How do you think the independent film market has changed since the days when you were an independent? Has it changed for the better?
The independent film market no longer exists. The industry is an Arabian bazaar, with nonaffiliated producers clamoring for attention along with the major studios. The successful independent invariably sells his/her product to a major company or direct to cable.

Just For the Hell of It (1968) is considered to be one of the most disturbing and violent juvenile delinquent films ever made, two years before Clockwork Orange was released. Were comparisons ever made between the two, and what did you think of A Clockwork Orange?
I never have drawn a parallel between Just For the Hell of It and A Clockwork Orange. Many feel A Clockwork Orange is pompous and obscure; I don’t…and I love Beethoven’s music.

A number of your films contain the theme or subject of psychic phenomena as well as witchcraft and magic or what you might term occult subjects. Are these subjects that are of interest to you?
I’m mildly interested in psychic phenomena but am no fanatic. I’d be delighted if some sort of proof ever came to light.

Who are some of your favorite directors? And what are some of your favorite films?
I admire the Coen Brothers and like just about every film they’ve made.

In films like Color Me Blood Red (1965) and even The Adventures of Lucky Pierre (1961), you poke fun at the pretensions of art and the world of art. Are you suspicious of the intentions of filmmakers who try to package exploitation as art?
I think I’ve answered that question. Yes, I’m suspicious of filmmakers who regard themselves as artists and auteurs.

How did you respond to critics who viewed your films as bizarre, either in content or style?
I don’t regard having a film called “bizarre” as an insult. If a critic offers that comment, I’d thank him for it.

 

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16 of Herschell Gordon Lewis’s 38 films

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Blood Feast (1963)
‘Groundbreaking in so many evil ways, Blood Feast is the simple tale of an insane Miami resident who kills women in putrid manners, in hopes of resurrecting an Egyptian goddess. Yes, it’s a load of narrative malarkey, yet Lewis’ one-note flick is charmingly despicable. It took some major balls to make a gross-out of this kind back in ’63, and Blood Feast doesn’t shy away from its vileness; the film’s most memorable (for all the wrong reasons) image is that of the antagonist pulling a hot blonde’s tongue right out of her throat. It’s a moment akin to the moon landing for gore-hounds.’ — Complex


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Scum of the Earth (1963)
‘The film truly belongs to Lawrence Wood, who plays Mr. Lang with such an insane joy that it’s impossible not to root for the sleazy old pornographer. Whether he’s giggling as a toy monkey somersaults across his desk or he’s politely explaining why nothing is actually his fault, Wood appears to be having such a good time that it’s just infectious. Wood’s best moment comes when Kim expresses some reluctance about modeling for more pictures and suddenly, Mr. Lang starts to shout at her about how she (and all the other kids) are hypocrites. “You’re damaged merchandise and this is a fire sale!” he shouts as sweat streams down his face and Lewis zooms in for a close up of his mouth, “You’ll do what I tell ya!” Wood screams, “Do you hear!?” It’s a scene of lunatic genius that, in the best tradition of both Herschell Gordon Lewis and the grindhouse in general, comes out of nowhere and is all the more effective because of it.’ — unobtainium13.com


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Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)
‘While Two Thousand Maniacs! may not be as rudely in-your-face as Blood Feast, it is a much more accomplished and effective picture, one which still has the power to make first-time viewers squirm uncomfortably in their seats. Essentially a macabre version of Brigadoon, Two Thousand Maniacs! sees the southern residents of Pleasant Valley seeking vengeance for Civil War atrocities by capturing two carloads of northerners and subjecting them to a variety of ingenious and stomach-turning tortures. Among the grisly highlights are a blonde sexpot (SHELBY LIVINGSTON) having her thumb sliced off by a muscle-bound hayseed, after which the demented townsfolk treat her wound by chopping off her entire arm! While her arm is being served up as barbecue(!), her husband JEROME EDEN is liquored up with moonshine, then drawn and quartered by four horses which gallop off in different directions.’ — Something Weird


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Monster a-Go Go (1965)
‘Director Herschell Gordon Lewis needed another movie to round out a double-feature with Moonshine Mountain. So he bought Bill (The Giant Spider Invasion) Rebane’s unfinished Terror at Halfday, added a couple of extra scenes, some new dialogue, some narration, and voila – Monster A Go-Go was born. The plot, such as it is, is that an astronaut has gone missing after crash-landing in suburban Illinois. At the same time, a monster that looks suspiciously like the lost spaceman (and is highly radioactive) has been terrorizing teenagers and scaring the pants off of the locals. Scientists work to study the monster, but he escapes into the Chicago sewers, only to disappear suddenly.’ — tvtropes.org


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Color Me Blood Red (1965)
‘Though Color Me Blood Red is the least discussed of Herschell Gordon Lewis’s unofficial “Blood Trilogy” (which also includes Blood Feast and Two Thousand Maniacs), it’s probably my favourite. It’s lighter on gore, but there’s hardly any boring filler, its concept is great (a mad artist using blood for paint), and it’s hysterical (sometimes intentionally, other times unintentionally). Best of all is its lead actor. Gordon Oas-Heim gives an outrageous performance as loony painter Adam Sorg. He shouts his way through the film with Zach Galifianakis-esque outbursts, bugged out eyes, and a sweaty forehead. He’s a wonderful thing to watch.’ — Dave Jackson


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Something Weird (1967)
‘Between the Blood Trilogy and 1970’s The Wizard of Gore, director Herschell Gordon Lewis explored a wide variety of themes outside the hard-gore arena while continuing to court viewers with the sensational and the exploitable. One of his most unusual offerings of this period was this category-defying tale from 1967. It would be too easy to simply suggest that Something Weird lives up to its title. What’s truly remarkable is that this exploration of psychic phenomena, criminology, drug therapy, and the supernatural actually manages to remain coherent throughout its running time! The concept began as a script by producer James F. Hurley, who later complained that director Lewis had compromised his serious vision. (Interestingly, Hurley’s original intent was reflected in his own subsequent film The Psychic in 1968, which utilized Lewis as cameraman. Viewing this film, one can see immediately why Lewis felt the story needed some “juicing up.”)’ — images journal.com


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A Taste of Blood (1967)
‘Herschell Gordon Lewis is one of my favourite directors and this was a huge let down for me. The master of gore became the master of bore in this retelling of Dracula. The pacing of this film is incredibly slow. There are many continuity errors including a chase scene where at one moment it’s midday and then suddenly it’s night and back to midday…and back to night. I thought I missed something at first and went back but no. Each scene is drawn out. A lot. I had to hold myself back from skipping through scenes. It could have easily been 40 minutes shorter. I will give him credit for trying something different from what he normally does. I think that’s important in any craft…sometimes it doesn’t work out. Skip it if you’re not a fan of HGL though.’ — Nikola Night


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The Gruesome Twosome (1967)
‘This 1967 Herschell Gordon Lewis feature has the unique distinction of having one of the most bizarre openings in low-budget horror cinema history. After editing, the film was short in length. As filler, Lewis added two wig blocks with construction paper faces talking to each other during the opening. One of the wig blocks is stabbed as blood gushes out everywhere. Even after inserting this opening sequence, the film only runs 72 minutes. Crazy Mrs. Pringle and her mentally challenged son Rodney run a wig shop near a Florida college campus. The wigs are advertised as 100 percent real human hair. The shop also rents vacant rooms to college co-eds. The renting of rooms is only a disguise for Pringle to lure young women to the shop so Rodney can scalp and murder them.’ — Plan 9 Crunch

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The Girl, the Body, and the Pill (1967)
‘Always in search of uncharted exploitation territory, Lewis turns his attention this time to the then-controversial topic of birth control. Given the nature of the film, it is surprising that it contains practically no overt sexual situations beyond a couple suggestive dissolves. One of Lewis’s more multifaceted productions, The Girl, the Body, and the Pill follows the subject through multiple perspectives. We see a liberal high school teacher (Pamela Rhea) advocating for sex education as a means of promoting proper hygiene among her rapidly developing adolescent students. Her efforts to promote planned parenthood meet with fierce opposition from the school board as well as the parents of several of the students. Actually, one parent in particular, the hyperprotective puritanical father (Bill Rogers) of a virginal daughter whose boyfriend wants to go all the way, is the loudest voice to oppose such education. The film additionally follows the exploits of the school’s most promiscuous student, Randy (Nancy Lee Noble), and that of her considerably more promiscuous single mother(Valedia Hill).’ — Wikipedia


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Blast-Off Girls (1967)
‘Sleazy music promoter Boojie Baker convinces a pop band to come work for him. He arranges play dates, publicity, record contracts, and the band’s loyalty by getting his hired girls to exercise their feminine charms on all who stand in his way. Thus he creates the new music sensation, The Big Blast, but the band is unhappy about Boojie keeping most of the money. When they try to leave, Boojie sets them up for trouble with the law, but offers to bail them out if they sign the contract. Can’t anyone stop this scum bucket?’ — letterboxd.com


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She-Devils on Wheels (1968)
‘1968 saw no less than nine feature films from the prolific Herschell Gordon Lewis. Without a doubt, the best-remembered of the batch was this innovative girl gang mini-epic. Lewis didn’t invent the biker film, but the female “Man-Eaters” of She-Devils on Wheels (written by Louise Downe) were the first of their kind. The Man-Eaters live up to their name in all but the most literal fashion. Led by Queen (Betty Connell) and the huge, poetically-inclined Whitey (Pat Poston), they’re the terror of their community. To them, men are cattle–to be chosen from “stud lines” at their whim and to be tossed aside after use. Young initiate Honeypot (Nancy Lee Noble), however, hasn’t quite got the idea; she tends to stick to one particular “stud.” A challenge is set to the candidate: she’ll become a full-fledged Man-Eater once she proves her loyalty by dragging the beaten body of her beau from the back of her own motorcycle!’ — images journal.com


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Just for the Hell of It (1968)
‘Hear the name Herschell Gordon Lewis, and you may picture in your mind’s eye gouts of blood and gore, intestines being dangled in front of the screen and the somewhat dubious acting skills of playmate Connie Mason. There’s a non-gore stream to the directing output of the man though, and although there is some blood right towards the end of the film, Just for the Hell of it eschews the trademark gore for the most part. What we have here is a foray into nihilistic morality and hippy-beatnik violence, which ends on quite a surprising note for a film made nearly forty years ago. For those of you with a penchant for vintage exploitation, you can do a lot worse than Just for the Hell of it. Aside from any thematic concerns, you’ve got the great sixties decor, clothes and soundtrack. After these surface thrills you can appreciate the pretty confronting violence and themes. Lewis has crafted a fairly potent essay on mindless evil, despite the sometimes clunky performances and low budget.’ — Girls Guns and Ghouls


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The Wizard of Gore (1970)
‘What WIZARD OF GORE does differently than most other magic films, especially of its time, is introduce popular technology into its trickery. The titular wizard, Montag, doesn’t only mesmerize his theater audiences but those viewing at home as well, with Lewis perhaps boldly starting a ‘fear of TV’ trend that would fully manifest in later features like NETWORK (1976) and VIDEODROME (1983). That the various slayings in the film also take place in the home rather than on the stage as they appear to – or do they? – root this almost firmly in the type of home invasion/slasher feature that would become popularized in 1978 with HALLOWEEN. What Lewis’s film may lack in subtlety it makes up for in blurring lines that were already blurry in the first place. The real spectacle isn’t all of the young women being dissected on screen and covered in – what was rumored to be – sheep guts, it is in Montag’s speeches about what we don’t know and can’t begin to figure out.’ — Brattle Blog


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The Gore Gore Girls (1972)
‘The Gore Gore Girls stands alone in the Lewis repertoire in several ways. Though no stranger to sex and nudity in his non-horror work, the director had always kept these elements a safe distance from his gore films, feeling such a blend was too risky even for him. But competition had upped the ante, so the move was finally made here (Lewis remembers less nudity than the film actually contains, incidentally). The combination of sick gore and sick humor remains as potent today as ever. Many viewers (including some horror fans) still find it unwatchable. Even Something Weird owner Mike Vraney (in his audio commentary interview with Lewis, where he’s joined once again by Jimmy Maslin of Shock Films) admits his discomfort with the film’s most extreme sequence. Lewis is neither defensive nor apologetic: he made the film, he states, for adults only; and for that matter, for adults who possessed a certain sick sense of humor. No attempt was ever made to disguise the nature of the film, and the idea that anyone would take it seriously is simply bewildering to the director. This was an attempt to once again out-“gross” what anyone else was doing; and it unquestionably delivered the goods.’ — images journal.com

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Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
‘Thirty-nine years after making his groundbreaking independent horror film Blood Feast, director Herschell Gordon Lewis returns with a sequel. This time around, Faud Ramses III (J.P. Delahoussaye) , the grandson of Blood Feast’s protagonist, moves into his granddad’s catering shop. It isn’t long before Faud proves to be a chip off the old block, as he lures buxom young women into his lair and carves them up for sandwiches. Nobody ever has, nor could, accuse H.G. Lewis of being a genuinely good filmmaker – his career is built on lower-than-B-grade trash after all, but similar to the likes of Lloyd Kaufman, his movies must be viewed using a wholly different set of expectations than critical standard. In this sense, Blood Feast 2 is a raging success. Not only is it excessively gory (sickly, even, in parts), but it’s also legitimately funny. Visually, it looks cheap and uninspired – Lewis employs no glitzy camera tricks, displays no directorial flair, and blocks as easily as possible for an obviously quick shooting schedule. Again, being an H.G. Lewis film this is something to be expected, alongside lingering close-ups of the extreme mutilation conducted during the kill scenes and uniformly hammy acting from the cast.’ — dreadcentral.com


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The Uh-oh Show (2009)
‘Originally conceived under the title of Grim Fairy Tales, The Uh-Oh Show! is gore and exploitation legend Herschell Gordon Lewis’s minimally scary second film of the new millennium. While his previous film was a sequel to arguably his most famous work, Blood Feast, this one’s a completely original idea. It blends his usual trademark extreme, absurd gore with light satire on reality TV and pop culture. The most important thing this horror comedy makes clear is that the man has not lost his sense of humor and fun in the slightest nor has he forgotten how to sling blood around or hack off body parts.’ — best-horror-movies.com


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p.s. Hey. If you’re in the realm of London, tickets for the Halloween screening of ‘Room Temperature’ go on sale today at 11 am your time. You can buy them and get more information here. Seating is somewhat limited so I would advise getting tickets as soon as you can. ** Ilán Valdés, Hi. No, I haven’t read that Maggie Nelson, but I will. Sorry not to have gotten back to you by email yet. I’ve been waylaid. Yes, the ‘RT’ in London shebang is public and tickets will be on sale probably by the time you see this. Great if you can come. ** _Black_Acrylic, So says someone unknown. Excellent about the print workshop progress!!! ** scunnard, Hi, J. Good to see you, sir. Yes, ‘RT’ in London on Halloween is now or at least almost on sale. Bring your friends. They might not like it, but it won’t make them hostile. I’m good, still rolling ‘RT’ out a little longer and starting work on our new film. Not bad. Very happy that summer is over. And you? What’s news? ** Dominik, Hi!!! Nothing against Chipotle, but it shouldn’t be the best, for christ’s sake. No, no offers or opportunities in Vienna, sadly. I wouldn’t even know where to start in terms of finding a venue there. Would love to though. My brain seems to be upswinging from all indications. Is the song actually about Helen Keller? How odd. Love had a good eye there, duh. Let’s see … I must say your love looks very disposable, G. ** ANGUSRAZE, Hey, man! I’ve been mostly quite good, thanks. Great about the new album. Oh, first of all thank you for wanting my voice, etc. I’d have to think about it and hear the track, I guess. Reading over music is not something I’m usually drawn to do, but it is you, so, yeah, send me stuff if you want and we’ll see. Thanks again in any case. ** Carsten, What an easy moving in. Congratulations by the way. Sounds good. I respect Sirk’s art, but it’s never really excited me. I guess I’m different: seeing a film whose thematic concerns are far from my own and being surprised and blown away is a favorite thing of mine. I feel like I learn the most about film and even myself in those situations. I think I’ve found some of my favorite films by taking a chance and going far afield. The only kinds of films I tend to avoid are star vehicles in whatever category because I’m just not that interesting in acting. I haven’t liked any of Inarritu’s films, but it’s hard not to be at least curious about ‘Digger’. ** laura w., Hi. I’m happy ‘JtM’ stuck the landing with you. Yes, Halloween is in the house or at least in the blog. Hm, no Halloween-specific reads in mind at least at the moment. I’d like to go there literarily. I’ll have a think and look. Derek McCormack is always relevant. Yay, I published ‘Grab Bag’ as you probably know. ** i🌙, Hey. Brain seems more cooperative. I did end up switching coffee brands, so it might as simple as that. Well, obviously make sure all three of your picks make you excited. Strange. I certainly get your interest in imprisoned writing. I guess there are a number of really good examples. Bachmann is great for sure. I can’t remember if I’ve read her short fiction. Maybe not. Ooh. I wish I knew how to get your head into a place where you can write with utter inspiration. It just seems to pop into place, and then you have to max it out before it fades. Exciting is a word I constantly overuse. I’m sure I’ve way overused it in this p.s. already today. ** Hugo, Hi. Great that you saw the great Destroyer. He hasn’t seen ‘PGL’?! Weird. If I still have his email I’ll send him the link. That’s terrible. If you like Arthur Russell, I would try the fairly new Nirosta Steel album. He was Russell’s right hand man. The clock is about to strike or may have. ** HaRpEr //, The comments I use in those posts are extremely few and far between. Most of the comments are just like, ‘He’s hot’, etc. I need to see that Jack Smith doc. Noted. Yeah, the ‘RT’ screening is now official. Wild. That took a while. ** Steve, Exactly what I assumed about ‘Primetime’. And I’m not a Robert Pattinson fan, so that takes care of that. I don’t know the Kreusebel haunt, but I’m just about to gather my fave home haunts of the season for my annual posts, so I will. Sounds like something that will get shut down lickety-split. ** Thom, Playlist, nice, yes, please. Could be a guest-post even? Still haven’t seen ‘Camp Miasma’. I missed it in the theaters so now I’ll have to find an illegal stream. I’m not expecting a ton based on your and other trusted friends’ reports. But I want to know. Make this 13 hours pay you bigly. ** Okay. Halloween is now in the early stages of full swing. See you tomorrow.

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Freestyleee, 18
My teenaged son is away on a little summer vacation with some friends and I’ve found his recently used, unwashed dildo in his bedroom and I cannot believe it.😳😬 I’ve become insanely obsessed with it.

Comments

Freestyleee (Owner) – Sept 27, 2026
So I’ve seen it myself with my own eyes properly, a video on his desktop where he’s face down on a bed of some guy who looks to be in his 50s fully gaped with that dildo inside him well past the base. Admittedly I came my pants.

BoringMan – Sept 26, 2026
Find anything else?

Freestyleee (Owner) – Sept 26, 2026
Let’s just say there’s no question that he has.

MatureSaneGuy – Sept 26, 2026
Imagine your son sliding down on it all the way down to the balls… 😳😳😳



 

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snackbar, 21
A regular occurrence in my bedroom – I’m fucking my bf and while I enjoy it, the thing that pushes me over the edge is fantasizing that some masked motherfucker with a gun walks through the door (on cue). He puts the gun to my bf’s forehead and waits … for what I don’t know. If I imagine my bf verbally encouraging the stranger with twisted things like “put that loaded gun in my mouth and pull the fucking trigger”, well the floodgates open and my bf gets what I fantasize he’s asking for. Just putting that out there.

Comments

snackbar (Owner) – Sept 10, 2026
Was.

Bannister – Sept 10, 2026
How dare you use someone else’s picture, you cretin. The twink in the picture is quite a well-known porn star, onlyfans.

snackbar (Owner) – Sept 9, 2026
You take life too seriously.

Rockattitude – Sept 9, 2026
He’s made no contingencies. You’d be arrested for murder so fast your head would spin.

ithinkurhot – Sept 7, 2026
Just be prepared that you would likely need to carry that image with you for the rest of your life, because there will be no “unseeing it” once it happens…

snackbar (Owner) – Sept 7, 2026
Counting on that.

NOMERCYBERLIN – Sept 7, 2026
I must say your bf looks very disposable

 

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Formerlyboywonder, 19
I’ve always wanted to find a man who’d become ‘obsessed’ with me and everything about me.

I post videos on YouTube of me playing guitar and talking about that and I fantasize that a lonely obsessive man would stumble upon my videos and keep watching them over and over and listen to everything I say in them and become obsessed with me and my life story, then he’d want to find me and be with me.

Comments

LuckytheOne – Sept 21, 2026
I’ve watched your videos and I’d like to give you a large dose of a drug like Viagra and strap you to a frame in a suggestive position. Once you get a stiff one, hit you with a low dose of curare to paralyze your voluntary muscles and move you into a commercial freezer to see if your stiffy can be made permanent. It would be kind of like making a lasting piece of art for the world to enjoy.

doesspankinghurt – Sept 19, 2026
A perfect use of adjectives were used throughout the night to remind him what he really is should he have hesitated to think any differently.

Formerlyboywonder (Owner) – Sept 15, 2026
You can leave marks on me as long as they’re easy to explain – “walked into a doorknob”, “broke my wrist skateboarding”, etcetera.

hrnyhenry – Sept 12, 2026
jesus ffucking chrisT son
you are a gorgeous filTh pig
id live inside you consTanTly


 

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IamYoursTonight, 19
I’m down for anything in the world and looking to get emotionally stable.

Bonus points if you won’t judge me for being riddled with ADHD.

Comments

IamYoursTonight (Owner) – Sept 12, 2026
Everyone is ignoring the emotionally stable part.

SickMeat – Sept 10, 2026
I thought of something clever for him to say, and I moved him around while I was saying it, so it would seem like he said it.

destroyurpussy – Sept 8, 2026
I ripped off his saggy jeans to claim my prize and ate his ass with a lot of slime and energy before fisting him to the elbow mercilessly on the bed and up against the walls. Torturing him was also very cool. I won’t soon forget his screaming mouth.

Whatthefck – Sept 6, 2026
I’m straight, but having sex with him was a wonderful gay experience.

cOKEdEALERSuNION – Sept 2, 2026
lol yeah he is so ADHD that anyone could tell from a mile away. He looks like a ADHD, he dresses like a ADHD, he walks very ADHD, he talks very ADHD and anyone would always know he’s a ADHD just by looking at him. the only way he could be mistaken for normal is if guys thought he was a straight girl. i’ll bet he gets asked if he’s a lesbian a lot.

 

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CuteLilVictim, 22
I’m Kevin, a yng looking sk8r dude…. about 5’2… 98lbs, brown hair, green eyes…. smooth… I need to get my ass smashed to bits, using implements of your choice. Your choice will reveal how much you despise me. Your contempt is important because people who hold me in contempt always fuck me the best. You must end it all with a knife because I can’t stop myself. I’m prepared for you all to video sending me and my pretty ass to Paradise. I’m no longer in London, I’m 4 hrs away.

Comments

CuteLilVictim (Owner) – Sept 20, 2026
On the injured list right now thanks to a chickenshit brutalist. No social energy at the moment. Check back later, I’ll be back.

IwantKevin – Sept 12, 2026
I’ve been obsessed with fucking your sweet ass for five years now and will be forever I guess.

ScarfaceRawPig – Sept 11, 2026
Okay one guy says your ass is “gorgeous.” But why don’t you show it? Is it flat and girlish, or muscled or somewhere inbetween? Everyone wants to know why you hide what is most important for us all?

opentop – Sept 9, 2026
What if I ate your ass. Not metaphorically. Put the barrel of a gun in your young, smooth, tight butt. And chew and chew and chew. Pull the trigger occasionally to add some sauce. Munching for hours on the gluts, until they are consumed and I am sated. A pretty boy’s dying butt. So sexy. So tasty.

CuteLilVictim (Owner) – Sept 3, 2026
When I was an escort I had 138 rave reviews.

PupThor – Sept 3, 2026
Speaking from personal experience, you have a gorgeous, tight, really tight ass. A crown jewel. Very hungry yet conducts itself with grace and gusto. I think you should give it a couple of more years.

ARYANCHEMPIG – Sept 3, 2026
Fellow Nazi would love to share a rig with you and carve your ass! Oi bruder!


 

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Nofriendszone, 18
Hi, I’m 18 years old, gay. My name is Marci!
I would like to write a few words about why I decided to come to this site rather than an escort site.
Well, I’ve been living in Budapest for more than a month.
I have to pay 250k every month, but since I moved my job has been terminated, which is not very good, and until I get a new job I have to somehow hold on.
I have to pay until October 10, 2026, otherwise it won’t end well. I don’t want to live on the street, so if you see or read this, please help me, I’ll do anything!
Well here are the prices. It’s a little expensive because no man has ever touched me and it’s unusual for me
If you want to fuck me with a condom and be mean to me it’s 45k
Or if you want to fuck me bare it’s 85k (It’s high because of not knowing if a men is filling me with poz, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, HPV or Hepatitis sperm.)
I may be very sorry
My place is very messy so be prepared 🤗

Comments

Nofriendszone (Owner) – Sept 14, 2026
If you can pay, you can come.

humble02 – Sept 14, 2026
In the previous version of your profile you set an age limit and said no fat people. Is that still alive or has it been relaxed? I’m old and obese and seriously interested.

Nofriendszone (Owner) – Sept 11, 2026
It’s scary the first few minutes when the man you’re with’s cock isn’t hard and you think, shit I’m wasting my time. After that it was literally non stop all night. It’s a very humbling experience to have your ass totally at a stranger’s mercy for 3 hours with absolutely no agency. Most unique and surreal experience of my life. I highly recommend it.

Nofriendszone (Owner) – Sept 6, 2026
Accountancy student, future CPA


 

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MachoTeenToDestroy, 19
If you can …

Comments

HotHusband – Sept 4, 2026
Salvador Dali said: “Never fear perfection, you’ll never reach it”. Well I think you demonstrate that Dali was actually wrong.

MachoTeenToDestroy (Owner) – Sept 3, 2026
I save my hole and body for only the most brutal, sick, violent men. Tell me your ultimate. The sickest, most depraved shit that fucks your mind and fills you with terror. Spill it all. If it’s filthy enough, I’ll drag it out of you into reality and make you regret ever wanting it.

Faggotdestroyer – Sept 1, 2026
The boy I’ve been using recently wasn’t good enough so I’m currently looking for someone who’s willing to take this great opportunity.

superduper – Sept 1, 2026
I know this guy. Name’s Nate. Bit of a hothead but a good bud. Never had sex with him though. What a weird idea.


 

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Youdrive, 18
These objects are my completely perverted slaves, whom I share totally without limits with others and let strangers fuck whenever it pleases me. No one’s hole can be abused as brutally, relentlessly, deeply and mercilessly as theirs. You can fist them hard, stretch their holes wide open with your hands and ram the biggest anal toys balls-deep inside them — without mercy, without pause. They’re addicted to swallowing men’s juices, licking men and taking everything men give them. It’s an honor to use them regularly as my willing, brainless content fucktoys.

Now I’m both horny and scared about how I will destroy their last remaining limits and push them even deeper into total degradation and ruin. They belong to you with every molecule. You’re welcome to keep using and destroying them until there’s nothing left.

Comments

LoveSperm – Sept 19, 2026
I want something with the boy in the red shirt, but I don’t know what.

Wellspoken – Sept 16, 2026
I’m talking about a porn site/studio devoted to nothing but videos/porn that end in twinks being snuffed. I know there are videos that show snuffing but I want more sexual content lol.

Wellspoken – Sept 16, 2026
As someone who fantasises about snuff but doesn’t have the courage, I wish there was more porn that led to snuffing. Like Silence of the twinks from staxus.com but with actual murders. If there was a website devoted to stuff like that I would happily subscribe. Does anyone know of any snuff twink porn out there?

YouDrive (Owner) – Sept 14, 2026
Flashback. I remember when Piet had that effect. It lasted about a day and a half.

fella – Sept 14, 2026
I led Pete (I think?), on the far right in the photo, into the dude’s playroom. An exceptional decision! A ditsy fembot but once you dig in, he gets inside your head and never leaves. I literally had to pray to God to make myself stop. My most shocking and satisfying sexual experience.

IbuprofenMan – Sept 13, 2026
Not bad, I’d bang two of them.

 

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NoveltyBoy, 23
Experimental adventurous human being
Hypnosis and shock 💫🪽
Ecstasy feel 🌟
You will ⚡️💉 open its holes⚡️💉💉
Lube 🧴 Ice 🧊 Robust 💊 4 Sale ✅

Comments

SlavesDestroyer – Sept 17, 2026
I really want to quit slamming you with meth, but it is too difficult. Please help me.

NoveltyBoy (Owner) – Sept 17, 2026
It just has to finally end its partying. They found a tiny tear in its aorta from too much tina. If that tears all the way they say it’ll die instantly.

Thebestoftheworld – Sept 4, 2026
I’ve known Dani for almost seven years. He’s a good kid. Like many other trans boys who were imported to Europe in the sex trade when underaged, he’s been through both ups and downs. But he found the strength and will to stand up and move forward — although maybe not in the right direction. I’m truly happy for him that he didn’t lose himself in a foreign world. He stood his ground and is moving forward with determination. Well done, buddy.


 

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tramplemetodeath, 19
Stomp and crush me without mercy until I die

Well, I think the title pretty much sums it all up!
I’m a useless piece of shit that gets crushed from its masters without mercy.
Please jump and stomp on me as long and hard as you please, until my body is nothing more than just mush.
The only purpose in the life of this redundant little bug is to be stomped and crushed to death!
I want to die slowly, painfully and suffer in the most inhuman way when a master obliterates my body under his feet while he laughs and spits on my pathetic existence.

Here are my death spots 🥵🥵🥵
80☠️- spine
90☠️- neck
95☠️- chest/ribs
100☠️- head

Comments

RainbowSalami – Sept 15, 2026
If this is real then thank you very much for everything, you’re very kind.

tramplemetodeath (Owner) – Sept 14, 2026
I might consider getting burnt at the stake. Tie me up naked facing the stake, and build the fire just high enough to lick my butt cheeks until I finally pass out and die. Then burn my body to ashes and dust.

RapeYouToDeath – Sept 14, 2026
I want to rape you to death. Yes, that would take a while, but I am willing to pay much money to your next of kin if necessary.

VickyPark – Sept 14, 2026
Warning: I think he’s famous.

Sirdeathstar – Sept 14, 2026
I’m into punching younger guys to death with my fists but I’m not picky. If that’s not your thing then good luck finding what you want.


 

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thebestboy, 19
Sorry for the dumb noob questions but this seems like a good site 😁

I’m confident, outgoing, in control and a bit of a rebel in my normal life, have lots of friends and live with family – my ‘other’ life as gay is secret. Those that know me wouldn’t believe it as it’s totally opposite to the person they know and see.

So I’m having my first-ever master/slave relationship, I’m 19, he’s 52, I moved in with him recently and we’ve had a lot of oral sex 😛

I trust him mostly, he was my teacher in high school.

We randomly met up this month when I was smoking weed in the park, I told him that I needed a place to stay, he took me to his place and we spent most of the last week sucking each other’s cocks and swallowing each other’s cum 😜

Now he wants me to be his slave and breed me, he has an old airstream way out in the desert where he says I can scream a lot, no neighbors.

Some dumb questions, I don’t have ANY gay friends and this will be my first time being fucked, please help:

1) Am I going to lose my shit all over his cock, make a huge mess even if I emptied myself earlier?

2) How long can anal sex last, realistically? 🤪Sex with him tends to be a marathon, he stays hard even after cumming, he has to cum a few times before he finally goes soft.

3) Is it good or bad if he cums a lot deep inside me? What if he keeps fucking me even with his cum overflowing out of my ass? 🤪

4) How often can he fuck me, realistically, without destroying my anus and making me incontinent?

I’m ready to be his slave, he skullfucked my brains out this week, but he’s not fully satisfied, he wants very rough sex, I know it’s going to hurt, I want it but I’m afraid, please reassure me.

Comments

SONOFSATAN – Sept 12, 2026
I WAS IN MY EARLY THIRTIES WHEN I EXPERIENCED THAT THIS IS THE REALM OF SATAN. LUCIFER AND HELL ITSELF. ALL OUR CARNAL DESIRES RESIDE WITHIN THIS REALM. THE POSSESSION BY SATAN IS LIKE TRYING TO SEPERATE ONESELF INTO PARTS. I SEE IT THAT HE IS WITHIN OUR DNA AND US HOMOS ARE HIS SONS FOR ALL OF MANKIND ITS US WHO CELEBRATE OUR DESIRES URGES AND CRAVINGS. FEEDING THEM AND THE MORE WE ALLOW THE PRESENCE TO GROW WITHIN. ROOTED IN THE UNDERWORLD AMONGST OTHER BEASSTS WHERE THERE IS NO RIGHT AND NO WRONG. NO GOOD NO BAD, JUST WHAT WE CRAVE .. THOUGHTS OF HAVING THE SHIT BEAT INTO US AND US DOING LIKEWISE TO OTHERS. THOSE FORCES ARE IN OUR NATURE, YOU DO NOT ATTAIN THEM YOU FEED THEM AND THEY GROW WITHIN YOU. BECOME MAGNIFICENT ,, POWERFUL. WE HOMOS ARE SPECIAL GIFTS FROM THE UNDERWORLD WE ARE DRIVEN BY OUR URGES CRAVINGS AND DESIRES. TOTALLY SURRENDER TO THOSE WHO DESIRE YOU, BECOME THAT WHORE DOG THAT FEEDS A NATURE WE ARE PART OF AND DO NOT CONSCIOUSLY CHOOSE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL. HEIL SATAN.

PolishBoyfriend – Sept 9, 2026
Nothing is bad.

SweetMcCrunchy – Sept 7, 2026
HI IM ALSO A NO LIMITS SLUT TO BREAK BREED AND RUIN THATS ME IM BRAIN DEAD CURRENTLY TAKING APPLICATIONS

plancu – Sept 7, 2026
If you were my student, i would have taken that pussy of yours as soon as you turned 12. And every day after.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Let’s just say that when you’re in a major city and the best Mexican food you can eat is at a Chipotle, something’s wrong. At the moment, the London event will be the last screening that Zac and I attend, but something might come up. We keep getting requests to show it. My brain is still kind of bleh. I need to try another coffee brand. There’s a new Placebo song? Are they still on the money? Love wants something with the boy in the red shirt, but he doesn’t know what, G. ** Steeqhen, I’m old enough to have been an N64 boy. In fact I think ‘Mario 64’ was the first platform game I ever played. I only played CD-rom games before that. When I was young, reading the Narnia books extremely uncool. If you saw someone reading one you immediately dismissed them as a possible friend. Tolkien readers were okay. The coolest people read ‘Dhalgren’. I never did because I was never the coolest. ** Bill, For you maybe, haha. So sorry about the family emergency. I hope whatever it entails calms way down. If I made an indie horror film, a shot of that busker would be how it started. Hang in there. ** caro, Hey! I’m happy you came back. Very interesting trajectory you’ve had there. Chile! I was there once, in the south part. I think feeling like a child when you’re an adult will save you, or at least keep your life interesting. I guess I feel more like a teenager, but maybe that counts. Cool about your chapbook. Is it gettable? I’m okay. Uh, I think everything going on is kind of terrifying. I haven’t played games in a while. Long story. I’m a Nintendo guy. The last games I played were, let me think, ‘Paper Mario 3’, ‘Resident Evil: Village’, ‘Stray’, and … I forget. I’ll look for ‘Count Lucanor’. Computer game, I’m guessing? Happy day and beyond. ** _Black_Acrylic, I’m trying to avoid games these days for the very same reason. But they are pretty educational, or can be. ** Carsten, Fingers strangling crossed re: the apartment. So I’m guessing you don’t like Douglas Sirk? I more tend to get hung up on a particular artist or band and listen to them incessantly for a short period, although I did listen to Cheap Trick’s ‘Auf Wiedersehen’ about twenty times in a row the other day. ** laura w., ‘Au hasard balthazar’ and ‘Mouchette’ are ultra-top tier Bressons for me. ‘Country Priest’ is maybe my least favorite Bresson, not that it’s not great. My favorite Herzog doc is ‘The Great Ecstasy of Woodcarver Steiner’, but it’s an odd one. ‘Jack the Modernist’ is a total classic. Maybe the greatest New Narrative novel. That Ernaux novel I read was definitely not didactic. ** HaRpEr //, At the time, ‘Mario 64’ seemed like a huge leap forward for video games. I remember being flabbergasted by it. It’s true that back in New Narrative’s heyday, Kristeva was very, very frequently mentioned by them. ‘Paris Spleen’ is my favorite Baudelaire, maybe by far. ** Sam F, Hi, Sam! Shame that the dialogue was so mediocre in ‘Backrooms’. Otherwise I really dug it. ‘To Die For’ is one of Van Sant’s best, I think. ‘Yeezus in Furs’, for sure. And ‘Alone’ too, obviously. Thomas Moronic, Check out Sam F’s comment yesterday if you didn’t see it. Writer love-fests are what life should be all about. Very same wish regarding your week! ** i🌙, I love Paris in the winter, although winters are not what used to be. My brain is still weirdly asleep, but I’ll get it woken up and attentive again one way or another. I don’t really remember why ‘Brief stay with the living’ didn’t satisfy me. I barely remember it, which may be the answer. She and I share the same French publisher. She’s really nice. Eek your face! ** Thom, I played ‘Mario 64’ on its release, and it seemed like LSD. Newness galore. So obviously true about R-G. I should spotlight something of his. It’s been a while. Excellent about the Dark Rides music progress. Classical music to my future ears. Not so much art making going on over here at the moment, but I can feel the pressure building. ** Okay. It’s clearly the last day of the month. See you tomorrow.

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